Son #2: "I hate the writing part of the CSAPs. (CSAPs are standardized tests that school kids are required to take every year in Colorado)

Son #1: "I thought you liked writing."

Son #2: "I don’t have any trouble with the plot. I just don’t know how to end it."

Son #1: "That’s easy. You just say, "And then I woke up…."

If only all of life could be a dream……